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Joan Summers
joansummers
Gossip Reporter. Creator and host of Eating For Free, the podcast at the end of the internet.

Oh, we’re at the point in the night where everyone gets horny about the constitution. Read more

Pete did his damndest to dodge the question about reparations. Read more

I will say, I appreciate that this is the most chaotic debate yet.  Read more

Still thinking about the 39 billionaires. What’re they up to right now? Read more

Warren to Buttigieg offscreen.

That room full of billionaires in a wine cave, for reference:

Why does this Politico reporter want to make this into a stand-up routine? Read more

Oh, we’re at the point in the night where Bernie is yelling about oligarchies. I’m not mad about it! Read more

My husband would like to interject that Chris Cuomo should’ve went with a different tie. Read more

Quick! Commercial break. Mods are asleep. What’s everyone drinking tonight? I’m on my second lime White Claw, unfortunately. Read more

The anger in Biden’s eyes when he was talking about China and said: “We are the Pacific power.” Uh....sir! Read more

These questions about China feel incredibly xenophobic? Read more

(Thank god my weed man rolled through before the debate....I cannot believe we are already an hour in...and still got two to go....maybe nows the time to order that pizza....) Read more

I don’t think Buttigieg has answered a single question tonight. Read more