It was disconcerting how many people didn't know who Motorhead was when I dressed as Lemmy for halloween this year. Read more

I originally assumed the yankees were going to get him. If the Sox pull it off I'm happy to change my prediction of him from "overrated, probably a bust," to "definitely gonna be an ace." Read more

Seriously. the sides of polanco's head stick out further than his ears. It's like he has two short stacks of pancakes on either side of his head. I've never seen anything like it. Read more

Looper in a big spot? uh oh. Read more

whoops! Read more

Utah's pretty awful to drive through, if only because it's almost impossible to stop to get a drink. Read more

I think it's clear that John Mellencamp has valiantly taken the reins from "HER FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY", and "YOU"RE RISKING THE PATIENT'S LIFE". Read more

I bet Jeff Suppan loves Mellencamp too. Read more

Unfortunately for the cards, an AL team hasn't forgotten that Jeff Suppan really isn't that good of a pitcher. Read more

Polanco's noggin is insane. It looks like he has one half of his conjoined twin's skull growing from either side of his own. Read more

Scooter thinks Michael J. Fox was faking. Read more

nice photoshoppin', 289. Read more

Suss- Read more

"Don't press, they see the phone number. If they want to, they'll call."

Will they make him shave it off? Read more

Stalin, in Beckett's 13 wins, he's allowed more than 3 runs only once. So I don't know if run support is that much of an issue for him. Read more

If the Knoblauch comparison really takes off, can we start calling him A-Knob? Read more