agreed. Read more

http://jezebel.com/i-got-erotica-master-chuck-tingle-to-workshop-my-dinosa-1700057882

The next ads should just juxtapose all the time he claimed, “I never said that.” with all the footage of him saying that. Read more

I’m a good person with a lovely family, Ashley. So . . . maybe once. yolo. Read more

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?” Read more

Wait, once every three months? Nope. Read more

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Marchman and the deadspin staff workshopped the names, and then I did my thing on the logos. Read more

Yeah, that’s actually me. But yes, Sam sits next to Tara on the other side. Read more

It was me this time. Read more

Not an accident, but I once showed up at a local burger place with some friends only to find out that they had just closed the kitchen because they were holding a hot dog eating contest that was about to begin. The hot dogs were 3 feet long, and served in long stiff bread kind of like baguettes. I was hungry. The… Read more

Yeah, but what color is THE ICE?

I Want My Hat Back is so great. One of the only children's books I can think of with an actual murder in it. Read more

Probably not! Read more

http://deadspin.com/derek-jeter-as… Read more

I like you. You get it. I really don't want to have to make this plaque. Read more

One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?" Read more

Mark, you forgot this one of Robert DeNiro and Gerard Depardieu getting a handjob together.

It's really fun. Read more

Tara is great! I hired her! I assigned that one to her today and asked her to draw a lady with a toilet on her head. Her work is consistently fantastic. Read more