jereich
JE Reich
jereich
Contributor, Jezebel

I feel honored, not gonna lie.

Welcome! Read more

But “Lowe’s” just doesn’t have the same ring to it when we tell each other queer lady jokes :-(. Read more

I just really want to give you a hug. I’m sorry that this happened to you, and I know it doesn’t cure anything, but still—all the hugs, all my love. Read more

PRAY TELL, why is this a bad thing, because that means I’ll get to marry either Emily Fields or Paige McCullers, AKA THE BATMAN.

(I have so many feelings about prior seasons of this show, in case you couldn’t tell.) Read more

Assuming you mean the market for glow-in-the-dark sexing apparati specifically. Read more

I agree on all points, BUT, I’m also someone who enjoys a good rendition of “La mama morta,” which is also super, super cheesy to say. Read more

I still have nightmares from that Komodo dragon scene in Skyfall, but you are CORRECT. They deserve so much better. Read more

Super sorry, it was a typo! It’s since been corrected, with an update indicating the correction. Read more

Yup! It was a total typo on my part. This has now been corrected, along with an update indicating the correction. Read more

Hey there! You are completely right. This has now been corrected. Read more

To be honest, this article was almost just this:

“...did...what?” Read more

Error from an old draft — this has now been corrected. Read more

There is a very excellent chance that we were neighbors, because Darlington <3. Read more