As a person who doesn’t have a child yet, I agree with you. Moms now loooove to play the martyr role when it comes to being a mom. At the same time, I can see why maybe some people would want this type of movie to be made, if it was made to truly make fun of those uptight mom types who take it way too seriously? My… Read more

HI JANE Read more

Look, I came in here specifically to talk about the awesome that is Goldie. That outfit; that microphone grip. Yaas Miss Goldie. Well done mom. Read more

I enjoyed reading this. I’d like to see Goldie’s review as a follow-up! Read more

probably because every sane person expected you to have an adorable, perfect, well-behaved golden nugget of a child :) Read more

Yeah, Mayor! I like the sound of that! Read more

Yes!! This!
Read more

Can I just say that I am super impressed that Goldie tried hummus AND caviar? Read more

If this site was literally nothing more than your celebrity restaurant reviews, I would die happy. Sometimes I just reread the Vanderpump review at work when I need a hilarious mental break. You are doing God’s work. PLEASE DO MORE!! Read more

Did we not get a video of Goldie singing “Roar”? I’m sure it would’ve been amazing.
Read more

Your child is amazing. And the restaurant sounds like a great idea for its target market. Now I just need someone to come up with the downscaled chain restaurant version for the rest of us - something quieter than Chuck E. Cheese, and with babysitters and wine and regular non-greasy food. Like an Olive Garden for… Read more

Super cute! My daughter has the same dress. Also, need video of karaoke STAT. Read more

Or at least Goldie For Mayor Read more

Is Goldie her real name or a reflection of her hair color? I hate calling kids cute, they tend to fixate on it too much. But if there was some video of that karaoke I could extoll her talents! Read more

Goldie is a smart, lovely sprite. You are an excellent mother.
Read more

She could do the entire Katy Perry catalog!
Read more

“You could literally have a garbage pit with babysitters and wine and I’d give it 5 stars on Yelp.”
Read more

Just fyi: Ikea does this babysitting room thing too. AND they have mac and cheese AND it is much cheaper. (New burning question: can you bring wine to the Ikea cafe?)
Read more

WAIT. They have a babysitting room??? Read more

Thanks for the oodles of photos of some stranger chick’s kid. People are all about photos of other people’s kids like you are all about hearing about the dream I had last night.
Read more