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I’ll start out by saying that your neck tat is fucking hot, and super classy, and just about as opposite-of-tacky as I could possibly imagine any neck tattoo being. Read more
I am turning 60. I do not give one fuck what the artist considers appropriate for someone else. If I want a neck tattoo, chances are at this age i will not live long enough to ever regret it. Besides, if I want my husband’s name in comic sans on my neck I’ll get it. We’ve been married 36 years. He’s a real keeper. I… Read more
its cute that dan still thinks visible tattoos are a sign of counter culture. Read more
holy shit i’m going to get one that says HAAAANH Read more
Getting a tattoo when you’re not like, part of the subculture of tattoos, can be a weird, kind of frustrating experience (I say this as someone who has a number of non-visible tattoos, but who is a very white-collar, corporate button-up type). There’s definitely a push and pull between the client and artist (it’s… Read more
Silly girl. Don’t you know by NOW that we know what’s best for you? Read more
I bet Dan also has a lot of fervently-held opinions about babies on flights. Read more
Jane, would it weird you out if I got the same neck tattoo? Read more
A few weeks ago, I was refused a tattoo. At a tattoo parlor. By a tattoo artist. At 1 p.m. on a Sunday, prior to…