See you there! Read more

SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU INTO OUTER SPACE SO HARD Read more

I agree. We go to Chuck E Cheese WAYYYY too much because it’s the only option. Hm. Kickstarter, lol? Read more

Goldie thought it was a goat, so there’s that. Read more

I feel like you people are not talking enough about how beguiling my child is and talking too much about how to reinterpret an exchange about a chair that two adults already interpreted for you. Trust us that in the moment it felt like a very weird question given there wasn’t even a third chair at the table to begin… Read more

I love you too, Nancy. Mostly because you are my sister but also you aight. Read more

:’( Read more

I’m sorry, who is this? Read more

“Rumour” (as Alex would say) has it she’s headed to The Toast too! Read more

It’s just a regular pillow wearing a belt! Read more

Read the linked article. The products aren’t genuinely better. That’s the whole point. Read more

But they’re NOT higher quality bath products, is the whole point. Ha. Read more

Awww :( Read more

Sure thing! Next Monday? Read more

I thought about telling you nerds not to say cartoons. ;) Read more

LOL Read more

No, I’M sorry. Read more

Good username. Read more

Oh yay! Read more

Kevyn’s all the way. Read more