hillarycrosley
Hillary Crosley Coker
hillarycrosley
Staff Writer, Jezebel

umbridge was so evil because it was BELIEVABLE. voldemort is so bad as to be inhuman. he's a monster, something in fiction. umbridge? there are umbridges in the world, people so selfish and nasty, manipulative, cruel who enjoy pain. she was realistic. there are people like her. it's sickening. Read more

She's a great character though- I don't think most (real) people who are evil actually believe they're doing evil. I would love to know what good Umbridge thinks she's moving towards and how she got that way. Read more

I always wanted her to die more that the Dark Lord.

My highschool history teacher used to wear a button on his jacket that said "Repeal the 19th Amendment". He said it was a test to see if anyone actually remembered what the 19th amendment was, I said it was because he was a dick. After I was allowed to return to his classroom, we agreed to disagree. Read more

The line "Stop selling these women the stars when you're really only able to give them a trip to the planetarium and Louis Vuitton bag" totally made the plug worth it. Read more

Was trying to search for the right Drake gif and I found this

... FooGAYzee?....

Oh Rachel Maddow, my secret passion for you continues to burn.

It's a conspiracy!

I would call her more of a "stalker" than a "date."

So, I saw this headline this morning, and it was in Thousand Oaks where I grew up. Not gonna lie, I clicked it just to make sure it wasn't my stepmother. Read more

You forgot one:

The only correct answer is Fall Into Darkness. Read more