So, Jezebel Meetup at Riposo 72? Read more

Does anything else really need to be said?

I don't think words have been invented that can adequately express my lack of surprise at this. Of course they didn't lose their retirement because let's be real officers and SNCOs are not subject to the same amount of discipline as the lower ranks and the military does not give two shits about women. I'm surprised… Read more

Hillary, I have two bunnies and I majored in theatre. If you really need rabbits and Shakespeare, I'm your gal! Read more

Callie, I'll miss you dearly, and I'll never forget that time you freelanced for The Hairpin.

Callie, I will miss you so much!!! You are one of my favorite writers ever and I look forward to reading Vice on a regular basis because you and Tracie are over there. Thank you for being so awesome and for laughing at all my dumb jokes over Gchat. Your dirtbags were always my inspiration for Saturday dirtbags.

She's trying to make lemonade, and step 1 is squeezing some fucking lemons out of the fuckups who are responsible for this mess. Read more

Look, I get why she's upset. I would be, too, if I thought I was getting something (that I paid handsomely for) and ended up getting something else. But there's no return policy on a baby, so you have to suck it up and make the most of it. You live in Podunk, Ohio and there aren't any other black people around and you… Read more

"Cramblett goes on to say that she doesn't know much about black people and it's a lot to learn; in addition, her small Ohio home of Uniontown is "too racially intolerant." Read more

It sucks that Payton will eventually realize that her racial identity was/is a source of distress to her parents. Hopefully they find a way to explain that to her before she finds out on her own. Imagine Googling your parents names when you're 10 (or whenever) and discovering that your mother considers your birth… Read more

How to be a Gentleman AND Get Laid is pretty obviously going to spend a lot of time on consent, so there's that. Read more

They stood and watched it burn. Read more

The hell of it is, even if this was an accident and they tried to put the fire out immediately (unlikely, IMO) there's no way that anyone would believe them at this point. Read more

Some of our police cars are equipped with an emergency kit that includes a fire extinguisher Read more

Locally, this whole situation is like rolling over a log in the woods and seeing what bugs and worms are all seething underneath. I've seen a lot of folks' true selves as this has unfolded. All the policewives on my Facebook feed are "la la la we can't hear you, police are nothing but angelic creatures, delete me… Read more

I went on a long, romantic dinner with this comment. This comment gently stroked my hand as I told this comment about my long, tiring day at work. This comment walked me down to the beach and laughed at all my jokes. This comment sat with me as we watched waves roll in, sharing embarrassing but hilarious stories from… Read more

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more." Read more