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Hazel Cills
hazelcills
Hazel Cills is the Pop Culture Reporter at Jezebel. Her writing has been published by outlets including The Los Angeles Times, Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, The New York Times Magazine, ELLE, and more.

Pitchfork live-streamed their concert last night, with any luck they will be fully uploading it once they get permissions on the final product. Read more

The members of Little Mix are 25, 26, 27, and 27. Cardi is 26. Nicki is 35. The only teen here is me. Read more

This show is explicitly about Sabrina rejecting the patriarchal system of hell. Are you saying patriarchy shouldn’t be depicted in the media? Read more

I’m really confused how you got “the show is bad because Sabrina should marry Satan instead of having PG romantic scenes with a human”
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I’m annoyed by how many of you didn’t understand the clear reference to “Sk8r Boi” in the hed... Read more

Dude, the female directors he mentioned as sending material out to are great directors in their own right who have already made great works, but the schlockier stuff that Blumhouse does would be a terrible fit for them. Also, Spielberg actually got to write a lot of his earlier movies, including his debut film. Read more

Okay okay okay!
here’s my story - it’s a brief one! Read more

Yeah we are not tired of him. I wish it could be this way 365 days of the year. Read more

A few readers have pointed out that the judge who presided over this case, Michael Corey, is up for re-election this year. As well, a follow-up news story from KTVA reports that the state will help contact the woman at the center of the case and make her aware that she has 90 days to file for restitution. Read more

Re: vampire baby: “they look on Google images”

Just dropping down to appreciate your appreciation of Ginger Snaps. The movie which showed weird teen girls as weird teen girls and not temporarily unattractive beauties  Read more

I liked the original title, PEOPLE STARING VACANTLY AT EACHOTHER FOR AN IMPOSSIBLE AMOUNT OF TIME: THE MOVIE, a lot better. Read more

I am thoroughly convinced that 99% of the clothes displayed at fashion shows are part of an elaborate, decades-long prank on humanity. Read more

I don’t think she’s shitting on them.  She’s just pointing out there are options other than “continue receiving five figures for a single night of standup work” and “homeless.”  People (read:men) act like if these guys aren’t immediately restored to their former glory, their poor wife and kids (who no one seems to Read more

I love how these idiots don’t think through things like “maybe keeping an apex predator so perfectly designed to kill that it hasn’t had to evolve past its current form for millions of years in my home” is a bad idea, then make it everybody else’s problem. Read more

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