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Hazel Cills
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Hazel Cills is the Pop Culture Reporter at Jezebel. Her writing has been published by outlets including The Los Angeles Times, Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, The New York Times Magazine, ELLE, and more.
Wow slut(????)-shamed on my own blog. Read more
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If you watch the show then you know the photo and know there will be a spoiler because it says spoiler. If you don’t watch the show, then you don’t recognize the photo, so why do you care about a spoiler... or even if you do, it says spoiler three times so maybe don’t read it. Read more
I’m sorry to report that Bieber is...talented. Read more
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She makes them feel so puny and pathetic. She makes them feel so weak and insecure. She walks out on that court, looking like that, dominating the sport like that, and they cannot handle it. The only thing they can do to try and diminish her power and her greatness is some bullshit dress code? SUFFER, FRENCH TENNIS… Read more
No, expose them all, dead or alive. Read more
“The Trump National Hudson Valley? Why, she died on the way to prom night 50 years ago…” Read more
I am so so proud of my beponytailed little donut licker. I have been bopping to Sweetener on repeat since Friday. It’s a total jam. The handful of trap tracks delight me, Sweetener itself has a great melodic line into the chorus, God is a woman has been my shit for a few weeks now, Pharrell added some great stuff… Read more
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Def don’t rewatch Mrs. Doubtfire. You just feel bad for Sally Fields for hours. Except for the part where she gets to be with Pierce Brosnan. Read more
For a movie that you kinda saw the ending coming I remember enjoying it anyway. This is among the movies I watched as a teen, remember fondly but don’t want to risk rewatching because it’ll ruin the fun. Like banderas in zorro, mrs. doubtfire, brotherhood of the wolf, crimson rivers e.t.c Read more
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Hazel, you are doing the lord’s work. This is a top-notch selection. Read more
Your 56 year old Uncle Jerry here. Gaga is a superb performer, who’s spent the last decade proving that she can do it all - and by do it all, I mean copy from the best. She can do (in the rock/pop realm) Madonna pop, Bonnie Raitt blues, Grace Jones art pop or (in the jazz/songbook realm) Bette Midler showstopping,… Read more