The reason you couldn’t definitively prove it, is because you made a small math error. I have a masters in numerology so I think I can fix this (I don’t want to share the school name because I don’t want to dox myself but it rhymes with bog farts). Anyway, 105 minus 99 is actually 6 and when you subtract 99 from 105… Read more
Fun fact: I knew someone who was on the cover of Woman’s World. She lost a huge amount of weight, over 100 pounds and got featured in one of those “Tips from sucessful dieters!” type articles. Read more
My parents were too lazy to leave me a fortune, so now it’s up to my teen. Read more
I also loved that wallpaper. It was like a fucking forest on the wall behind his bed. (One of the other dudes in the band also lived there and had similar wallpaper but I think it was a different type of tree.) I might still think it is cool, but I am not introspective enough to know for sure. Read more
Harron is my #girlcrusheverydamnday. So happy to have her at Jezelbel too! Read more
But what about For Women First???? Read more
As a recently-teen queer girl I just wanted to emphasize that Andi Mack, a Disney show, has a gay main character now!!! It’s v important to me (also fuck J-14 for just calling Cyrus “different” lol) Read more
Jesus, the Emmy’s were Monday night! How did they get a photo of Mandy and Milo into press so fast. Well done, whoever. Read more
Goats and corgis are solid content, Harron! I wonder if those articles were published next to ads for anti-aging serum for goats and hair care products for glamorous dogs... Read more
It came back last week, I think, and I’m tremendously excited. I don’t have a newsstand on my commute anymore since I switched jobs, so this is my sole source of tabloid gossip again. Read more
Is Midweek Madness back?! Is this the first one or am I out of touch? I am so excited. I look at covers of tabloids at the store and sigh, because I don’t want to read them, but I want to read someone making fun of them. Read more
She also watched Walk the Line and missed that Johnny and June were married when they met. Read more
How the hell does anyone not know that Fancy is about prostitution? What'd she think it was about? A ballet dancer who had a lot of wealthy man friends? Read more
Midweek Madness is back?!? I have a reason to enjoy Wednesdays again? Read more
That Reba cover story reminds me of the time someone on Facebook was talking shit about Miranda Lambert being a home wrecker and we got into a conversation where I basically destroyed her entire faith in country music in less than two hours. And also explained to her that Fancy was about prostitution, I fact I did… Read more
I just gotta make sure my boyfriend (from Buffalo) doesn’t see this!
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“I guess they’re the best because they win the most games.” Read more
That’s more cogent analysis than anything I’ve heard on ESPN for the last six years. Read more