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Harron Walker
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Contributor, Jezebel

I gotcha covered (oh god, I swear pun was not intended)! The Los Angeles County library system has a wide variety of magazines you can read online, and J-14 is inexplicably one of them. They’re having a bit of a server problem right now so I wasn’t able to download it, but here’s the cover for all your Jojo needs.

I can’t catch a football worth a damn. I.... I never knew I was an orphan. Read more

Usually we baby bird each other, but it felt less uncouth to do so in this instance.  Read more

it’s ok to be honest and say that i threatened your job ashley  Read more

I’m not grossed out sharing a bagel with my beautiful sister wives.  Read more

The worst thing is each of you people biting into the same bagel. Ughhh. Why didn’t you cut it into pieces? Read more

Can you guys get a higher table? Read more

So casual. Like, I always go to Pavilions with perfectly contoured cheekbones and made up fuscia lips. Read more

Wishing on a dandelion won’t stop pregnancy?  Well, shit, there goes the last birth control we’ll be allowe by the time Republicans get done. Read more

God, I hate those ads. One of my favorites was...I dunno, some C-list actress holding a box of protein bars and looking at the back. Okay, fine, but she was holding her hand in an unnatural position so that the name of the product was perfectly framed between her fingers. Why GOSH, did she get paid to do that, Read more

Love that Midweek Madness is back, and that Brad and Jen are pregnant with their 114th child.  Mazel you two. 
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