You know who gets to make bad Nazi jokes? Read more
Wrong...it was an awesome typo for this story...from this typo great fanfiction will spring forth. Read more
Shout out to all the publicists who send us pitches CLEARLY meant for Jezebel Atlanta! Read more
I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall… Read more
I know what the butt is.
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Well hit me up if you’re ever in Cleveland. We’ll shove our faces full of 3,000 calories of cheese and beer and feel absolutely no shame about it. Read more
Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that. Read more
Exclusive photo of their most disappointed fan.
I hope Pizza Rat sneaks in the penthouse and drops a pepperoni turd on his face while he sleeps. Read more
So would that also mean that thoroughly unqualified “legacy admissions” will be illegal? Several come immediately to mind...
Hey Hannah. I was grey (yay grey!) so maybe you never noticed my praise......Thank you for keeping us informed and entertained in the dark hours. Luv Ya! Read more
Shame he didn’t spend anything on not being a wifebeating cunt. Read more
That’s a pretty stark correlation. Read more
Robe One? Read more
Should have added an ‘me’ on the end of that tatt. Read more
“Some, like Buzzfeed, have interpreted this renewed alliance as shade.” Read more