hannahkgold
Hannah Gold
hannahkgold
contributing writer, nights

“I think, nowadays, sadly, money trumps patriotism. Especially, recently, I personally feel like we’re not really very patriotic, the country, in a certain sense. They want these movies to succeed internationally, so they’re going to dial back.” Read more

I would like to be paint. Sounds soothing.

“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

Johnson also told Fallon that he thought voters were looking for “more poise, less noise,” and “better leadership.” He believes his mass appeal comes from a combination of early rising, supporting the troops, and being a family man. Read more

I heard he was attending due to a tip off that Hillary’s emails would also be there. Read more

“What brings us together is that we are very scared, highly unintelligent; both intellectually and emotionally, extremely bigoted, wrong, and soon to be forgotten very quickly.”
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Between this, the election in France and the fact that I got to reconnect with friends I’ve known for 13 years all weekend I’m feeling really happy. I hope these young women receive the support they need to reintegrate into their communities. Read more

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ. Read more

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump? Read more

5. you tell an app where your keys are and it tells you where your keys are Read more

This is my favourite excerpt.

Aren’t “Kendall sources” and Kendall’s “management” one and the same?

Leslie Jones ghostbusting Steve Bannon would be the ultimate justice. Read more

He was making acid wash jeans.

Are you sure that wasn’t a viciouscycle class?
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