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Shannon Melero
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Premiere Batman sex correspondent. Staff writer covering women's sports, pop culture, and whatever the instructors at Peloton are up to.

This is actually from the Frozen 2 premier last winter but the peachick grows slowly and the costumes are in good shape so Frozen it is this year. 

Do you think these would be help my Bad Bunions? Read more

If I decide I need to fuck like a goddess right now, it’s gonna be like her.

I need to take this to heart and have some honest conversations...."I can't be your Tupperware anymore Kelly, I wish you the best" Read more

Oh no, not this shit again. Every forty or fifty years someone packages all this up and sells it. Cue the workshops where everyone looks at their cervixes with mirrors.

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My friends are not Tupperwares for me to dump my body image issues into, nor am I theirs.” Hilariously apt. Read more

My first impression is that the above model was rocking low-rider leather pants over enormous leather granny panties that were protruding out of the top, in what I call a “mega-senior BDSM whale tail”. Read more

These were clearly designed for sexy vampires who hang out in sexy vampire nightclubs. Read more

Please make “shitting into a leather diaper” the biggest fashion trend of 2021. Read more

well yeah I get that the celebration looks different, but is this writer only upset because of cost? To me this reads as something larger - the symbolism (walking down the aisle etc), the loss of a milestone your friends and family attend/are all together in the same time and space, a hopefully once in a lifetime Read more

I’m so sorry for what you’re going through. I was also supposed to get married on October 10, 2020. I was a little obsessed with the date because my grandmother and great grandmother had also gotten married on October 10, but I was still surprised by how heartbreaking it was to give it up. Read more

Meet Pearl! I added a face to her during quarantine to see if my kids noticed her staring at them 😜