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Emily Panic
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Haha yes I did. Took about a month and a half. Read more

Here I am as Catwoman, Eartha Kitt style:

My partner & I were Brak and Zorak. we won third prize this weekend in the costume contest!

‘A Superhero’ (the cape had a Wonder Woman symbol on the back but she was adamant she didn’t want to be Wonder Woman, just someone with a licence to punch bad guys).

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read more

The other day, I decided I was going to take a “writing day.” I had heard my writer friends speak of this often.

Or how it perfectly encapsulated the head down, ass-up sex that Issa said she wanted; how all it took to turn Lawrence into the man she wanted was to alienate herself from him. Deep and sad and painful and real. Read more

thank you for all of your hard work and making this site really fun. i love you, jane! Read more

And btw we don’t wear them. We decorate them in the most spectacular way and then hand them out singly when we parade on the Thursday before Mardi Gras. People around here collect them. Sort of unique local folk art. They can be gaudy and tacky and funny, but they need to be over the top, and after years of this many Read more

No problem at all. Just grateful it wasn’t from behind. Read more

It’s like being strangled by the world’s weakest person, all day long. Read more

Shoe rampages? Shoe-spiracies? Something suspicious is afoot. Read more

Oh, please, guys totally want to date someone who makes them laugh. Many either don't realize it or aren't willing to admit it for stupid reasons. Read more