emilyalford
Emily Alford
emilyalford
Ph.D. in English. Flower in the Attic. Shares name with superior Brontë.

Shetland is one of my all-time favorites, especially series three with Mance Rayder, and Loch Ness is an underrated gem that I cannot get anyone to watch. I never finished Single-Handed, but maybe I’ll give it another chance. Read more

Midsomer Murders was my gateway drug into the drizzly world of English murder! Maybe I should rewatch a decade later since, you know, got a bit of time on my hands. Read more

I’m so sorry about your stepdaughter, but thank you for this comment. My doctor seemed shocked at my reaction (and a little dismissive) so that all these years later, it’s like “wait did that really happen?” because even as a writer words cannot sufficiently explain that fucking nightmare of a day. Read more

I have been instructed to share this photograph of the man who once said he’d been nice to some women in response to allegations of sexual harassment.

“Maybe they didn’t like the joke I told.” The audience is booing him.  Read more

And Bloomberg had never heard they might need his tax returns?  Read more

Didn’t give everyone the “right to live” Bloomie.  Read more

A “Microsoft Word Guy” is the best description of Pete I’ve heard yet.  Read more

Esther I can’t tell if Bernie wearing too much blush or is just mad at Pete. Read more

I feel like Klob practiced that speech in front of the mirror and Liz took the wind out of her sails.  Read more

Joaquin sounds like its 2am and hes been at the bar since 4. Read more

In light of this year’s Oscars, I now come out in support of banning all music forever.  Read more

The Oscars should just be Billie Eilish making faces at all these adults.  Read more

Mya Rudolf’s commitment to caftans is inspiring Read more

Is there some Oscars rule that no less than 40 people must be singing at once for every song? Read more