emilyalford
Emily Alford
emilyalford
Ph.D. in English. Flower in the Attic. Shares name with superior Brontë.

I’m from outside of Shreveport and my parents are Catholic. I am, however, well aware of where the state gets heavily Baptist. Read more

“Character is on the ballot,” says man who creepily sniffs women’s hair.  Read more

Well Esther, it has helped me to eat most of a pizza and become a little bit drunk, so yes, there have been winners here. Read more

For real, like if a billionaire’s kid has to go to state school, kid’s got bigger problems than having to go to state school. Read more

Everyone is trying it with Liz and math tonight. She knows numbers too boys.  Read more

Biden can bring the party together in that nobody really likes him. We can all agree there.  Read more

Klob did a “I’m not tall/Midwesterners like me” combo everyone finish your drink.  Read more

The pie segue reminded me of the doughnut hole speech in Knives Out. Read more

Klob brags about understanding the midwest. Everybody drink. Read more

Esther I vote Klob. Pete’s have a nice instagram taper.  Read more

How long before Biden says he did Versailles? If they give him more time he’ll take credit for the Magna Carta. Read more

They’re like two crotchety old men arguing about what went wrong with their vaudeville act. Read more

Joan get out here with a fancy salad. This is Iowa.  Read more

Rose: Wine cave obviously was the winner of tonight’s debate. Read more

Warren: What? I can’t be expected to pay attention to Pete for three hours. Amazon. Read more

Steyer is both running against corporations while bragging that he has one? Read more

Biden imitating a child stuttering while stealing Warren’s answer is the low point of the night for me.  Read more