emilyalford
Emily Alford
emilyalford
Ph.D. in English. Flower in the Attic. Shares name with superior Brontë.

Bernie has just decided to completely disregard the questions.  Read more

Could someone clap for Joe so he’ll stop halfheartedly yelling? Read more

Pete is seriously using his debate time to beg for money in the same debate where he stressed that he understands what being poor is? Read more

Just gonna say it: I want my Warren selfie real bad.  Read more

Warren tells the first funny joke of the night.  Read more

Biden always seems mad that he has to go through the motions of running for president.  Read more

Joan I accidentally froze my sauvignon blanc so it’s a little slushie, and...I don’t dislike it. Read more

“Get on something tall” is quite the policy.  Read more

Warren took her pen out. Shit’s about to get serious.  Read more

Shannon I am unsettled by so many mentions of math in this election cycle.  Read more

PSA: Climate change is just a crisis, not an existential one.  Read more

Ohhh the old “What if rich people accidentally get free college” point is mentioned the first time tonight. Everybody drink.  Read more

Did Warren just say that billionaires aren’t eating enough pizza? Read more

“Killed, crushed. We’re gonna punch the middle class back up.” Read more

Yang’s here straight from the Donald Glover pop up in WeHo. Didn’t have time for a tie. Read more