emilyalford
Emily Alford
emilyalford
Ph.D. in English. Flower in the Attic. Shares name with superior Brontë.

I’ll miss the Tulsi contour, not gonna lie.  Read more

This sounds like I’m making it up, but I’m only allergic to ingredients from some flowering plants and, like, actual flowers. I can rub battery acid on my skin (and would if they sold it as a spa treatment!) but organic lavender? Count me out. Perfume in an elevator? Rash. Enough tretinoin to dissolve the skin off a Read more

YES! I’m updating now. Sorry, I trusted spellcheck and shouldn’t have.  Read more

Joe’s going to “change the culture of the way women are treated.” Read more

Biden tomorrow: I voted for moats full of robots in 1963.  Read more

Yeah they seem a bit overwhelmed by the quiz-show style questions, as do we all.  Read more

Is Tom really running on a platform of fixing a problem in San Francisco that he created?  Read more

Bernie read this. His makeup is matte and well blended.  Read more

Joe they’re saying “You can’t do that anymore” because you sniffed a woman’s hair, man. Read more

Is there going to be some sort of prize handed out for poorest at the end of this debate? But they all seem to be campaigning for it.  
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Y’all do you think Klobuchar came from money? I wish she’d mention it.  Read more

That white streak. She’s like a supervillain. Julianne I agree with your boyfriend. Read more

Look, I don’t agree with what is coming out of Gabbard’s mouth but I do agree with that smokey crease.  Read more

 Why is there a Q&A on last election’s candidate? 
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Buttigieg is just reciting things he read Googling “President Issues 2020" Read more