Yeah that dance off absolutely happened. Idk if DVF and Cher have signed an NDA or what, but look at her face. That’s the face of someone who out-discoed Cher while Andy Warhol watched.  Read more

That quote somehow finds its way into so many of my conversations.  Read more

Yeah, using a defamation lawsuit to gossip like an old lady under the dryer at a beauty shop is pretty fucking rich.  Read more

I was trying to find the scene where she rubs Tom Skerritt’s head and says it feels like “snoballs” but could not verify the line and thus my journalistic integrity prevented me from quoting it based on memory.  Read more

Oh me too, but most trailers make me cry, so I needed an unbiased opinion. Read more

Oh, there were pricy ones at Dillard’s (which was as high-end as rural Louisiana got), but my dad had a very sensible “kids’ shoes should only cost $20 at the most” policy. Actually $20 is pretty much the highest amount my father will pay for anything. Read more

I was wondering the same thing. Also, when I was looking through stock images, Miranda Kerr was always standing on his right side, so I could never get a look at her ring. Obviously, you can expect a full 3,000 words on this conspiracy from me by Monday. Read more

I am now unable to trust any of my childhood memories. I’ll update. Thanks! Read more

This information has shaken me as well. It is certainly not too early for people whose prom dress was based on GP’s Oscar dress to begin drinking.  Read more

Okay but I’m going to cover that show for the site. I called it.  Read more

That was my first thought too, but now I think it must be her ex, since he’s a champion boxer?  Read more

Sometimes the universe gives you exactly the right thing. Read more

It was in no way based on importance. I just didn’t want that headline filed to “Dirt Bag.” I adored Fatima on her season of Top Chef and have been rooting for her ever since.  Read more

I’ll just leave it for posterity. Hopefully it inspires the next generation of bad spellers to go for their dreams and remember to help each other out. Read more

Thank you! I am the worst speller I have ever met. Believe it or not, I proofread these a billion times before I publish and still mess up.  Read more

Ahhh. Words are hard. Fixed it. Thanks!  Read more

If you scroll between them real fast, you can pretend they’re dancing.  Read more

Good point. I didn’t mean to imply that everyone got pizza, just wanted to give an idea of how many American air traffic controllers were working without pay. Edited. Thanks!  Read more

I can’t speak for Jezebel as an entity, but I can assure you that I condemn anyone looking at Jeff Bezos’s penis at any time for any reason, be it his physical penis or a digital image. Read more

This is an important addition to this piece. Thank you! Read more