Thank you! Fixed it. Of all the many typos I’ve done, this is absolutely the most grievous.  Read more

So you’re saying shifting my liver around isn’t going to help me live to 100 if my health insurance is shit and I’m washing down my Cheetos with IPA? Damn. Thought I was on to something. Read more

Yeah, that was definitely my first thought too. Rich people lived longer!? You don’t say. But, I’m not sure how rich corset-wearers actually were. I’d be interested to see the socio-economic breakdown of who did and didn’t wear them. Read more

I felt the exact same way about that movie.  Read more

Good catch! Thanks! And apparently, my bad opinions on the word hubby are shared by many. “Hubby” might be the new “moist.” Read more

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention! Read more

Oops, sorry. I thought I fixed that before I hit publish. Thanks! Read more

We’re going strictly by birth order. But I am very interested in everyone’s Kardashians as Bennet sisters analysis.  Read more

Good call (pun sort of intended)! Will edit now. Read more

Thank you for catching that!   Read more

Michael Avenatti is gross dude who insists we have to have another “white male” president in 2020, namely Michael Avenatti. I’m much more inclined to join team Granados, who successfully sued a local athletic club to offer family memberships to same-sex couples in 2012. Read more

Thank you!  Read more

It really is.  Read more

Thank you! I vow to never forget again and to keep the capybaras coming.  Read more

I fixed it for you, but it’s only going to break your heart.  Read more

I don’t know what’s wrong with me for preferring this to that but something definitely is.