I hear it really lets the ass breathe.

Ellie, don’t listen to the haters. I concur. Read more

I also want to say that I also wear a lot of these styles and I believe this entire post to be a violent subtweet Read more

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles Read more

Juicy juicy info for ya: Read more

*Smash* THREE HUNDRED YEARS SCOTTLAND *Smash* HAS BEEN PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE *Smash* AND YOU GO AND FUCK IT ALL UP WITH YOUR POLITICAL PEACOCKING *Smash* *Smash* *Smash*
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Algal Einfahrt.
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I saw this dweeb walking in Manhattan yesterday with a woman I assume is his mom and I texted my friend “I just saw the boy from the sick kid movie and I think Divergent?” and sent a screen shot of his IMDB page and she goes “No clue” and that is forever the most exciting Ansel Elgort story. Read more

okay listen ansel Read more

my face, immediately, upon viewing the header gif:

What’s an Argyle Eggfart? Read more

these are dark days for us all Read more

Hmmm, here’s my take:

Then I’ll have SeaWorld install a park in the White House backyard, because it’s a disaster that no U.S. president has ever owned a whale. NEVER. Crazy. Read more

Ellie, how do you type with such short fingers? Read more

Me watching this video.

Ain’t that some shit.
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Also I feel like we should be paying attention to the thing called Raw Till 4 Thai Fruit Festival.