I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy. Read more
Occasionally, in my harrowing travels through the endless and labyrinthine interpersonal vendettas within the vegan…
That’s not all I’m airing, on an hourly basis Read more
Ellie is this your gentle way of telling me to stop sitting at my desk in the nude with a beach towel padding my chair or what Read more
I’m not even mad you doxed me because this is truly the only thing I care about Read more
i am in love with that instagram caption Read more
This is the new Yas Gaga Read more
Sarah Palin Unedited is a series featuring full, unaltered transcripts of one Alaskan’s public ramblings. If you…
We’ll try again tomorrow I’m afraid Read more
Ellie have u thought more about whether 51 bananas would have a positive or negative effect on ur bowels Read more
OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue. Read more
It’s SO MANY, I don’t know, I feel like we need to call a physician Read more
We have been debating this all morning in the Jezebel chatroom and there is still no clear consensus on what banana-bowels are like Read more
he is “texting buddies” with Donald Trump Read more
As long as Biden parachutes in using a rainbow parachute, it’s all good to me.
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Quick pitch to Andy Cohen: A new Real Housewives of D.C., but it’s just John Boehner smoking cigarettes on a golf course and going to the tanning bed and stirring the pot in Congress by proxy. Read more