I can’t stop laughing at this Sea Hamster oh my god, humans are the best and worst thing in the world this is magnificent Read more

“Why is this night more miserable than all other nights?” Read more

...there is not enough kosher wine in the world... Read more

I’m voting for the candidate whose ideologies most closely align with my own, in the hopes that a strong showing will be a message to future candidates that there is value in supporting true liberal policies. Read more

I’m also one of those nine percent. Throughout the past few months, I have flip-flopped and waffled all over the damn place. I think it’s okay to say that these are simply two solid yet deeply flawed candidates. Neither of them are revolutionaries, and neither of them are monsters. They’re just, well, politicians. Read more

This article is a perfect summation for my deep feelings of unease about this election. Try as I might I can’t get comfortable. I’ve set my course and I’ll make my peace with it, but at best, it will be an uneasy peace. Read more

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over Read more

I daresay you nearly had yours snatched for this omission! Read more

I’m not short, not fat, not over 45 Read more

Sorry guys I found the best ad five years ago

I like this one because the gentleman has found a very roundabout way of letting everyone know he’s 5'4".

I love how so many of these men describe themselves in the negative: “not short, not fat”, etc. It’s as though they are saying “Hey, I meet the bare minimum, now stop being so damned picky and let’s bone”. Read more

I read all of these in Ramona Singer’s voice and it was amazing. Read more

nonage Read more

I always think of this vid:

Minority opinion: I find James’ taunting of Jax endlessly hilarious. Read more

Concur Read more

yeah if she hates sports maybe root for a team where the players aren’t like gross Read more