and the award for best use of an emoticon goes to.... ELLIE! Read more
Ellie Shechet
ellieshechet
Ellie is a freelance writer and former senior writer at Jezebel. She is pursuing a master's degree in science journalism at Columbia University in the fall.
This is probably the worst spread I’ve ever seen. Read more
what do u mean
ETA: Somebody call a welfare check for Jeb! pls. Read more
KRULL THE WARRIOR KING Read more
I did and now I’m going to go bury myself in the yard. Read more
wow. yes. seriously. i am so glad someone finally said this Read more
Habitat for Huge Manatees. Read more
Target located. Send in the exfiltration team. Get her out of there now!
Don’t really appreciate you flirting so hard with my future husband Ellie Read more
THAT COMMENT WAS SO SHADY, I’M IMPRESSED! Read more
Plaid and pinstripes, marshmallows and celery, ketchup and fish—all pairs that famously clash. Hillary Clinton and…
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Do you think they make Jeb sit at the kids’ table Read more
“I, uh, as I was writing down [his name], my pen ran out of ink,” Read more
Sarah Palin Unedited is a series featuring full, unaltered transcripts of one Alaskan’s public ramblings. If you…
Is it weird to say that The Pope is very good at smiling? Read more
Lincoln Chafee (miss u!) is one of the small hobbit children delighted by the fireworks at Bilbo’s birthday party, correct?
