and the award for best use of an emoticon goes to.... ELLIE! Read more
and the award for best use of an emoticon goes to.... ELLIE! Read more
This is probably the worst spread I’ve ever seen. Read more
ETA: Somebody call a welfare check for Jeb! pls. Read more
KRULL THE WARRIOR KING Read more
I did and now I’m going to go bury myself in the yard. Read more
wow. yes. seriously. i am so glad someone finally said this Read more
Habitat for Huge Manatees. Read more
Don’t really appreciate you flirting so hard with my future husband Ellie Read more
THAT COMMENT WAS SO SHADY, I’M IMPRESSED! Read more
Plaid and pinstripes, marshmallows and celery, ketchup and fish—all pairs that famously clash. Hillary Clinton and…
Do you think they make Jeb sit at the kids’ table Read more
“I, uh, as I was writing down [his name], my pen ran out of ink,” Read more
Sarah Palin Unedited is a series featuring full, unaltered transcripts of one Alaskan’s public ramblings. If you…
Is it weird to say that The Pope is very good at smiling? Read more