lot to hate about this expression

It’ll all be over soon, Jeb!

“hey how’s it going” “I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN MY DAD” Read more

yo babs was the ONLY ONE who said he shouldn’t run for president and i think he bitterly resents his father for making him do this when he just wants to sit at home and cook with mom Read more

Somebody stop me before I buy this book.

I do not doubt that Jordan is the world’s biggest Celine Dion fan. Read more

First of all, I don’t accept your premise that I’m not qualified to play starting center for the LA Clippers. I mean yes, I’m 5’3” and a bit soft in the middle, but a losing record is good for a team, not bad. Read more

SO PROUD OF ELLIE. Read more

Counterpoint : this would be an ideal party for a surprise paintball raid. Read more

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Read more

Redheads are just a different kind of white person, the kind that maybe can’t go to the beach as much and got asked about their pubes a lot in middle school. Read more

I’ll stick with Chipotle’s e-coli recipe, thanks.

You just need to keep explaining until it’s funny again. Read more

Wow what are the odds that 70% of women would have been on their period the day they took that poll? Read more

wow these people are freaks Read more

Meanwhile, in the governor’s mansion: