me after a year on the coke sub

The Bump for Red October Read more

I shall call my screenplay “Das Toot”. Read more

The Lit Mermaid Read more

I don’t have a screenplay, but if you don’t call it ‘20,000 Lines Under The Sea’, I’ll be very disappointed. Read more

Yelling like I would yell “I LOVE YOU GUYS”? Read more

haha how did you get that photo of us Read more

This is completely accurate Read more

No, that’s correct. Read more

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

“bearded people need to be rounded up and executed”

you know its been a weird day when linds drops in with the reasonable take Read more

folks, i’m beginning to suspect that donald trump is not a good person. Read more

His red skin was inflamed, almost sick. His belly fat hung over his hip bones. He slid his thick penis along the line of my thigh, as it hardened.

It's not the puffy male nipple we want, but it's the puffy male nipple we need. Read more

ya Read more

every single day Read more

wow

As my Bubby would say, and I believe this is a loose translation from the old country, “this fucking dipshit”. Read more