time for Marty to make a career shift so he can realize his true calling of playing a politician on Scandal Read more
Ellie Shechet
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Ellie is a freelance writer and former senior writer at Jezebel. She is pursuing a master's degree in science journalism at Columbia University in the fall.
idk i like hiking Read more
I’m still so young, so I’m just having fun.
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Ellie, (young, thanks google) female turkeys are called “jennies”. Thus, Jenny. As a Jenny, I know this to be fact, as I looked myself up in the dictionary as a kid. Read more
ask him in thirty years and that’s how he’ll say it went down Read more
It was well over 30 minutes, Ellie and I were watching in bemused delight for quite some time before she finally decided it deserved serious coverage Read more
It was that smile at the end.
*Hmmm...that artichoke dip from lunch is trying to make a back door escape.. let’s see... can I clench in such a way that it makes no noise....let’s...try....eennn....oops. Nope. Too much force, Jim. Don’t want another Six Flags burrito-bathroom-line situation on our hands do we. A quick… Read more
Gotcha! Read more
To be fair, lots of companies are requiring slogans on T’s during the holidays. Like at Bloomingdale’s all the staff has to wear a shirt that says “Roofie my drink when I’m not looking”. It’s tongue in cheek. Read more
12 things every man wants to do with the worlds 2nd largest diamond: Read more
I am also a life-long travel puker, and I’m calling this all excellent advice. Sprite is my go-to beverage, with pretzels (the skinny ones) as the snack. As much as I love trying different ‘foreign’ foods, I cannot tolerate anything unfamiliar when I’m sick. The smell of a seafood congee being served for breakfast on… Read more
Wheat Thins and string cheese. Avoid things that are acidic, like tomatoes, because they’re even worse coming up. Personally, I also like to avoid colored foods (like the red gatorade) because I feel extra grossed out when I puke up artificial colors. Read more
can we circle back to why jared leto was there Read more
She is going to need a thicker skin though. The rigors of campaigning and constantly having to simulate human emotions puts a lot of wear and tear on the containment shell, and if a breach occurs during a public event and the howling evil trapped within spews forth into a rapidly blacking sky it could definitely have… Read more
Sometimes I see Celine??