I once poured a full bottle of water on an eight-year-old’s head after she called me a bitch. Bitch was (and still…
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Kinda, yeah: Mandy Moore, “When I Wasn’t Watching” - Yes, Mandy Moore is back. “When I Wasn’t Watching” is her first…
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Yas, I suppose: Ariana Grande and Social House, “Boyfriend” - Ah, yes, just what I’ve been waiting for: a song about…
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Sure: Lil Nas X, “Rodeo” feat. Cardi B - While I genuinely love “Old Town Road,” the rest of the viral Atlanta…
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Yeah, I think so: Charli XCX, “Blame It On Your Love” feat. Lizzo – The future, according to Charli XCX, looks like…
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Y: Jonas Brothers, “I Believe” – I’ve been to the year 2019. Not much has changed, but the Jonas Brothers are back,…
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If I have to hear this, fine: Ed Sheeran feat. Chance the Rapper and PnB Rock, “Cross Me” - I don’t particularly…
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It sure is: Halsey, “Nightmare” - Uh, Halsey is the Paul Revere of the impending nu-metal revival. Who knew?…
Of all the aesthetically interchangeable superheroes, I find Batman to be the most likable, because he doesn’t fit…
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I... don’t care: Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber, “I Don’t Care” - Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber are a few years too…
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Y: Bhad Bhabie feat. Megan Thee Stallion “Bestie” - The world needs more songs devoted to friends—or rather muh’fucki…
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Yes, with luv: BTS feat. Halsey, “Boy With Luv” - I am genuinely concerned with how many times I’m going to listen…
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Hell yes: BLACKPINK, “Kill This Love” (video) - In a pop music universe populated with the soft and sad stylings of…
Latinx proudly do the most for social events of all magnitudes. Proof lies in the crowd at any reggaetonero or…
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Oh hell friggin’ yeah: Lizzo ft. Missy Elliott, “Tempo” - Lizzo continues her streak of putting out ridiculously…
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Yeah: Carly Rae Jepsen, “Now That I Found You” (video) - This peculiar video stars one cat as the object of Carly’s…
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Y: Mariah Carey, “A No No” (video) - This video looks like a giant bag of cotton candy exploded in a subway car and…
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No: Bebe Rexha, “Last Hurrah” (music video) - Last week my colleague Ashley Reese compared the chorus of Rexha’s…
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It’s a no from me: Ariana Grande, “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” - All good things must come to end and…
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Close, but no: Julia Michaels, “Anxiety” feat. Selena Gomez - Right off the bat, Julia Michaels tries too hard on…