A good, old-fashioned jewel heist has been successfully carried off in the South of France. According to several…
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Good news for Secretary of State John Kerry and condiment fans across the world: Teresa Heinz Kerry was discharged…
The New York Times has reported this morning that Anthony Weiner’s campaign manager, Danny Kedem, has quit the Anthony Weiner campaign after the last scandal involving Anthony Weiner’s rogue penis. Read more
Tara Reid — an actor, AN ACTOR! — has finally hit rock-bottom in her Tobias Fünke-like career, with news that the…
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Today is National Ice Creamy Day, obviously, and while you might be tempted to press your personal duck genie into…
If you ever wondered what an erotic Soviet alphabet book might look like, you're in luck because that's exactly where this image comes from. This is erotica for the proletariat, comrades (hint: it was basically all orgies in Soviet Russia). Read more
A landslide of thick, protein-rich yogurt sludge is falling from Upstate New York onto the rest of the country,…
Today in news of distressing advertising trends, a PR agent in Tokyo is trying to place ads on the thighs of young women. Potential thighboards (3,000 women have signed up so far) must be 18-years-old and are, according to the Guardian, encouraged to "wear mini skirts and long socks to draw attention to the… Read more
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So, on the one hand, children are goblins bent on murdering their younger siblings and slowly driving their parents…
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - JULY 21: Prince Philippe of Belgium and Princess Mathilde of Belgium are seen in front of the…
On this day, let us propose a new ranking system for celebrities: a scale that goes from Rush Limbaugh (worst,…
The British Commonwealth of Nations, an anachronism of a time when Great Britain basically ruled the entire world,…
At least one religious group in the UK is throwing a mini-tantrum over the country’s Same-Sex Marriage Act, which…
Ernest Hemingway strove to have courage. Not the courage of the boxer, though he did box, nor the courage of the…
It’s not really news that Alcoholics’ Anonymous isn’t necessarily tailor-made for women with drinking problems, but…
The six Indian men charged back in March with the horrific gang-rape of a Swiss tourist have been convicted in the…
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It's been a while since we've had a peek at the sequel to last year's mega-blockbuster Hunger Games adaptation, but…
People are still really pissed about the burqa ban in France: a second night of protests over the recent arrest of a man whose wife was ticketed for wearing a face veil ended with about 20 cars in flames and four people arrested in suburbs west of Paris. Read more
If you don't like having comic book movie plots spoiled years in advance, this year's Comic-Con probably wasn't for…