The epic Craigslist ad is quickly becoming the impoverished modern equivalent of the epic poem, and it’s really just…
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If you’re bored this weekend and thinking about maybe dressing up like a gumshoe and spying on your neighbors (don’t do it — you’ll for sure discover some horrifying secret and be drawn into a Brian De Palma movie), you’ll definitely want to check in with Detective Work Is Always In Style, a Tumblr account for the… Read more
Yesterday, the New York Times endorsed Christine Quinn as the proper Democratic choice for mayor. The other four thousand Democratic candidates can all now resume the task of not distinguishing themselves in any discernible way. Read more
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