Man, it hurts to see all of those professional dancers being like, "8 years of ballet, tap and jazz and all he wants me to do is this insipid hip sway?" Why would anyone make a video like this? Of all the videos you could possibly make? Read more

Wow and here i thought this would be some valid criticism Read more

When my parents were young hippies trying to have art careers, they always tell me the most important artist's skill is schmoozing rich people, which my dad was much better at than my mom. Anyway, he once totally bullshitted his way through some reception or dinner entirely making up wine descriptions and ended up… Read more

Can he just fade into oblivion? Read more

while I agree that something of a cottage industry selling pretentious wine has sprung up with wine bars, I have been to some really excellent ones. the best-tasting wines can make you see god, and as someone who can't afford the price of a religious experience in bottle form, i'm happy there's someone offering just a… Read more

in the past year or so (or since I've been able to afford to eat at more-expensive-than-taco-bell establishments) I've gotten really into food culture. like... so into it that I've considered a career change. I love trying new dishes and even though I don't have the most sophisticated or seasoned palate, I like to… Read more

Hey! I'm friends with a number of grotesque American sideshow acts, and I don't think they'd appreciate being associated with Ms. Osbourne! Read more

I knew Doug was on the case the second I read "...will most likely become the first senior member of the Royal Family to visit the South Pole, fall into a Predator vs. Alien labyrinth under the ice, and save the world from an extraterrestrial-induced cataclysm." Read more

Ozzy really wants us to know he's English. I guess the ring-flag is the only way to do it now that he's gone all slurry.

I think this shih-tzu's only wacky photo face is slightly vacant adorableness.

Does anyone have Linda Hogan's mobile?

The Kay Open Hearts pieces look like little butts on a chain. Read more

Colin Farrell is not amused by your shenanigans, Osbournes.