With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles. Read more

It doesn’ t matter how bad the movie is, as long as you have family. Read more

I cannot put into words how perfectly the two phrases “Burning Man but somehow worse?” and “Barefoot Contessa but sports” describe everything I have ever wanted out of life. I am a garbage person. Read more

Judging from the side mirrors, the front of the car is on the right, but I still think Dayna was too humble in awarding herself only a small ball. Read more

VOTING WITH YOUR VAGINAS I SEE Read more

This whole thing makes me want to rub whiz on my belly and bathe in roast pork juice while cuddling my poster of ben frankin. Read more

Good to see you around these parts again, Dayna. This post should be awarded infinite balls and you should now be a permanent cast member on Ballers. Read more

I got so fired up about the Eagles after reading this that I threw batteries all over my office.
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I guess Joe Torre saw this letter and caved:

Fuck the Mets. Chase 2016!! Read more

Thanks Read more

I’m a big basketball guy, so ‘01 was pretty sweet for me too. Almost got barred from attending my middle school graduation because I left my eighth-grade school dance without telling anyone to go home and watch Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Read more

World Fucking Champions. Man, that was a good time. Read more

With you, Caity and Weinstein gone, who the hell’s going to stand up for Philly sports? Dark days indeed. Read more

Another great sports troll? Former Philadelphia Phillie John Kruk.
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NICE!!!! Read more

“Laws aren’t ethics, they are informed by them. And they often take a long, long time to catch up.” Read more