Did we all make it? Read more

The tallest summit is Mount Everest, Mister President.  Read more

Last 5 percent is the slowest of all. Read more

I literally do not know.  Read more

Exclusive close up of Pelosi’s papers right now:

What do we think are written on the papers Pelosi is holding? Read more

Just like Trump’s brain, Esther.  Read more

My mouth hurts from eating too many sour gold bears but I shall persist.  Read more

Bean pole Jared is thrilled.  Read more

Bernie!!!! Read more

Joe Manchin SIT DOWN.  Read more

All the hits tonight.  Read more

Cry time crying because Trump won’t talk faster.  Read more

Esther: I knew it. Read more

He also knows big stamps.  Read more

Abolish. ICE.  Read more

So basically the message is, the economy is doing great, America is thriving, but also all our lives are at stake which is why you must embrace my racism NOW. Read more

I too hate when foolish wars, politics, or ridiculous partisan investigations get in the way of my blogs. Read more

Joe Manchin loves nets.