Does this mean Keeping up with the Kardashians is finally over?

Bruce just wants to leave the show. Read more

Shia LaBeouf Read more

In a recent speech, America's least likable Reptoid Rick Perry drew an idiotic and completely specious parallel

The fact is, if douche canoes like Rick Perry have their way, women will have to resort to sub-optimal clinical settings LIKE THE ONE JOAN RIVERS DIED IN. What a dummy. Read more

the center where Rivers was treated actually is an ambulatory surgical center

Will we have to watch sad videos of sad little lubes looking sad? Read more

"Since people give me such a hard time about my hair I thought I'd take the time to explain the whole situation to everybody." OH MY GOD. The "situation." THE SITUATION. Read more

Jennifer Lopez has been offered a lube sponsorship. Not quite sure what a lube sponsorship is Read more

i would lose my shit with glee if they dated. Read more

She's admitted that it's fake. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news! http://www.eonline.com/news/502246/ar… Read more

Guys, Ariana Grande makes me mega uncomfortable. Although "sexy My Little Pony" might be a more accurate description.

I neeeeedddd to be in Professor Yeezy Class ! I already know the title of the first class lecture:

So...you mean...there's really no hope that I can make my hair that voluminous? My world is shattered. I don't know if I can get out of bed today. Read more

omfg what if they mate? Read more

It's fine guys! We needed the female version of Bieber. There is balance in the world now. Read more

I enjoy that it is fake. I think of all the effort and stress and products it must require and it reminds me that I don't wear a giant pony tail and I may be a poor working class mortal but at least I don't spend hours/money/stress on my fake pony. #peasantchic Read more

I'm going to quit my job and just devote my life to being an Ariana Grande's Ponytail truther. Read more

CALLIE I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE ARIANA GRANDE'S PONYTAIL IS FAKE. NO. YOU CAN'T STEAL ANY MORE OF MY DREAMS FROM ME. Read more

she is most deserving of this honorary degree (and I agree it should be a "real" one) she has integrity, a great heart and an amazing spirit. She's been making nothing but upward advances for this cause and is still the most humble person I know. Read more