"Khloe and Lamar's old house, which may be "cursed" by the ghosts of breakups past" Read more

(the dwarf skeleton futilely clutching that book in the Mines of Moria in which his own doom is transcribed) Read more

(pigeons pooping copiously in a nest in the printed-out pages of your old LiveJournal) Read more

Obviously Star is pure garbage but I might add that the only time I've wanted to eat McDonalds by choice was when I was newly pregnant. But just the fries...and a shake. I'm not proud of those movements. Read more

Knowing Justin Timberlake's past stories and rumors these photos do not look good, but then again nobody's really surprised. Read more

I always read Midweek Madness in the hopes that they'll have something on Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor in Paradise/Bachelor Pad and all other iterations, and am sorely disappointed when it doesn't. Read more

Man, the only thing that would surprise me to hear about Rhianna's private life is that she's actually celibate and straight-edge. Read more

Uh, Kim's private sex life ship has sailed. Ten years ago. Read more

well, at least they used a cute picture of her

Justin Timberlake appearing to give one of his backup dancers a friendly hug whilst clad in a beanie... Read more

Yeah. I vividly remember Chris Brown going on some show in the most ridiculous blue outfit – complete with a bowtie (as though that would make him look more sincere) – and doing damage control - Oh Sorry „apologizing“ for beating Rihanna to a pulp. He never EVER once mention WHAT he DID etc. he just hemmed and hawed… Read more

My guess is that he is profoundly stupid and thought using the word "attributed" would make him sound smart. Too bad that's not what attributed means. Read more

British tax dodger Gary Barlow just released a similar apology that was basically "I'm sorry people published stories about my tax avoidance and those stories then offended people" Journalists - eh? Read more

I think it's pretty clear who is to blame here: Siri. That bitch mangles everything. Read more

"I punch babies." Read more

I feel like Kanye and Morrissey would get along really well. Read more

whats wrong with Kims face?? Is she orgasming or constipated? ? Read more

Here is a sample apology for celebrities to use.

I am personally very sorry that I did _____________ [insert bad thing]

I realise now that it was wrong and I ______________ [insert method of making it up to offended parties]

TA-DA Read more

I deleted all the Cee-Lo from my Rhapsody library. Some of it hurt, but I can't be a Cee-Lo fan any more. Read more

Kanye - STFU. Read more