*continues head desking for all of eternity* Read more

My college put a policy like this into effect while I was there and I remember finding it hugely helpful and comforting. A bunch of young adults experimenting with alcohol and sex can easily be lead astray by our weird cultural issues regarding sex and gender roles. Before this policy was put into place I had a… Read more

Damn, Callie. Spot on. Read more

I had the same concerns as PAS2K, and you have rebutted them brilliantly. Thank you for clearing up that this does not mean two parties have to enter into a verbal contract to engage in sexual activity. Read more

If you read the language of the bill, which I am sure you did not, you'd see that affirmative consent is not necessarily defined as "affirmative verbal consent." It's defined as "an affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement" by both parties to engage in sexual activity. Consent can be nonverbal; California… Read more

Come on Aniston, you are wearing those dresses on purpose, the ones that make you look slightly pregnant if photographed at the wrong angle. Read more

You know, they all seem pretty chill. In papp photos they're always eating Cheetos and just kind of ignoring the cameras, or staring directly at them and smiling really big. You know who never seemed like a chill kid? Suri Cruise. Her soulless gazing into the middle distance and temper tantrums caused years of… Read more

Whatever TLO nailed it, Jennifer Aniston is a troll of the tabloids http://tomandlorenzo.com/2014/08/jennif… Read more

That is legitimately a very pregnant-looking dress. Wear what you want, of course, but like, how does a dress make someone with Jennifer Aniston's body look that pregnant? It takes some sort of magical dress skill. Read more

I want to be Brangelina so bad just reading that description made me feel both jealous and like a total garbage person because I will never, ever be that perfect. Read more

I originally read 'tint stained' as, ahem, 'stained taint' and well - let's just say it took me a while to refocus. Read more

Shiloh is the coolest and chillest of all the Jolie-Pitt children (don't tell Zahara I said that). Read more

There are going to be so many PREGNANT AND ALOOOONE!!! covers next week. Thx Jen. Read more

aw, i must have missed it because i was being trashy and drinking fireball bulldogs bahaha Read more

Jennifer Aniston has got to be the biggest troll in Hollywood. Right now she's sitting on a beach in Cabo with a margarita in her hand laughing her ass off at the covers of this week's tabloids. Read more

Totally expected Brit to use Comic Sans. Read more

Rosemary and Jasmine? Everyone got it wrong. They weren't getting married, they were just chillin' in their house eating chicken. Read more

That was the smell of their farts. Read more

she used the exact font one would expect Britney Spears to use. Read more

"The chapel smelt of rosemary and jasmine from the bushes outside the window and the sun streamed in the tint-stained glass windows." Read more