this is awesome. I love this so much. Read more
During times of great upheaval, like The Great Depression and WWII, don’t people prefer light, frivolous entertainment? Just like during the crash of the 1930's, what we need now is musicals, romantic comedies, uplifting music, weed and harcore porn, not this depressing bullshit. Read more
My parents watched it. They said “Wow, it was really good, but it was really hard to watch.” Read more
I’m just here to high five this article. And you! Read more
There’s something about the phrase “gently obscured nipples” that makes me giggle, too. Read more
Those are not swimsuits.
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Like you said, you’re not American. Read more
Are you sure this isn’t the one where you look nuts? Read more
I love that you referenced the Turkeys Nest sometimes I pause in my day and wonder if that rat’s nest is still in operation. I got thrown out of that bar not once, but twice! And I didnt even fight anyone! Except my own dignity! Read more
This is like Kylie Jenner level art Read more
I would drag my scrotum through a mile of broken glass just to hear Katy Perry fart into a walkie talkie.
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I... I think those are slices of american cheese... Read more
Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you. Read more
making for Pirates of the Caribbean: When Everyone’s Undead, We Can Do This Forever Read more
The dye looks like busted capillaries. I love it. Read more
It’s ok, let’s get drunk Read more
Bravo! They are simultaneously adorable and disgusting, much like the Lady herself. Read more