High pressure cold front for Billy Bush, amirite? Read more
This is the only thing I want to talk about today. The Truck Fucking urge is starting to percolate into all facets of society. Have you ever had sex in a truck? Let me tell you, it’s one of the least sexy vehicle options. We all know it only ranks slightly higher than a mini-van. Read more
I smoke weed everyday and am probably an alcoholic, but I am well-informed about politics and celebrity gossip. The point is, we’re all going to die in a mushroom cloud. Read more
There are several blooper reels of Parks & Rec on YouTube and in a few scenes Rob Lowe seems to be fumbling his lines on purpose, trying to be funny, or he makes seriously lame jokes after someone else makes a mistake. It screams I’M FUNNY, AREN’T I?? PLEASE LIKE ME, I’M A FUN PERSON!!1! I’M ONE OF YOU GUYSSS! The… Read more
— Ensure the CLIENT [Rob] is fed and has coffee throughout the day Read more
“This is the dream! This is the dream! Guys like me work their whole lives to be in something successful that people like!” - a quote from Gosling’s character, and also my feelings about being included in this post. Read more
I just love this graphic: “THE ALLEGED CARD.”
fuck off Mark Read more
writing characters for tv is hard - writing caricatures is easy. Read more
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Rachel Dratch also couldn’t name 20 white people so
How long does it take him day-to-day to put on all of that fucking jewelry? What’s he compensating for? Read more
“Man, if I had a suit jacket button for every time I fucked up over the past few years...” Read more
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Good. Now can we work on booting Jimmy Fallon for his annoying portrayal of a talk show host?
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Moonlight winning was fucking awesome. I literally stood up and cheered when it was announced. I’m already preparing to be pissed off when it inevitably loses to La La Land in the Oscars. Read more
Author’s Note: I spent several minutes attempting to write more clever headlines such as “Like Sands Through the Hourglass, So Might Megyn Kelly Be Responsible For the Cancelation of Days of Our Lives,” and “Like Sands Through the Hourglass, So Are the Days Numbered For Days of Our Lives,” but ultimately decided to go… Read more
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FTR I voted for the last option.