bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

Kim Burrell has hit 14:58 on the clock. Read more

My most sincere congratulations to you, Kelly! Also, thank you for reminding me that I shall never reproduce. No cheese for nine months? OUTTIE 5000. Read more

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years. Read more

I leighanned my pinnock playing corn hole over the 4th of July. I did the ice/heat combo for a couple days and my pinnock was back in action. Read more

Just me or... ?

I don’t understand this particular character trait, as this movie is set too far into the future for Jim to plausibly remember a time when humans were needed to fix stuff by hand, but hey, I’m no screenwriter. Read more

Thanks Bobby, I am more than happy not to see Passengers. Read more

I thought this post was going to suck and IT DID NOT. I should never doubt the Finger. Read more

I definitely started excessively researching Octavia Spencer’s possible involvement with Love Actually for 3 minutes...and then I kept scrolling. Read more

Maybe it was massaged into a PR stunt, but it’s still true. Vin regularly kept an entire cast and crew waiting for hours past his call time whilst lounging in his trailer. Source? Close friend on the production. “We’re just not important enough for him,” sneered said friend, noting that Vin maintains his vast social Read more