bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

Bobby, we need this to be a regular post. Daily, if possible. Weekly, I’ll take it. Just, please, bring some joy into our lives and allow us to feel revulsion at something that isn’t the real world. Read more

Buzzfeed is always on the cutting edge of originality

tried this once, to horrible effect. learned some things, however - a bottle of liquid soap is many things, one of them is that it’s not a bar of soap, and other is that it’s sharp... Read more

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it? Read more

Truly Lohan’s greatest creation since playing twins in The Parent Trap. Read more

They also found a piece of a plane windshield that matched the design of her aircraft and a shoe in her size and a brand she was known to wear. Read more

It gets really old when white women don’t understand or attempt to understand the meaning of certain songs written by people of color, or even any piece of clothing or accessories from other cultures like headdresses and bindis, yet they still claim they’re doing “respectful tributes” when they use them just for fun Read more

Ms. Patti LaBelle was on WWHL Sunday (I think?) and she seemed quite skeptical that Packer and Mariah were still together. She didn’t say much, but clearly didn’t want to talk about it. Ms. LaBelle is Mariah’s godmother, so she seems to be a valid(ish) source. Read more

that really is sandra bullock’s costume in every comedy she does. Read more