bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

I have IBS and my doctor told me that I can’t afford this drug. Read more

That art is frightening. Well done, Bobby. Read more

I think the main problem was, as mentioned in the post, that the setting is so fake. Read more

Bobby, I agree and am similarly devastated. Corky St. Clair was criminally underused.

Ok, I’ve waited long enough with this. I actually can give a first hand account of how big a douche bro Bushey actually is. I bartended for a few years at a Country Club in Beverly Hills. The members were mainly Hedge Fund Managers and Commercial Real Estate people, not much in the way of celebrities (they actually Read more

Hi Bobby!! I was at a wine-tasting outing this weekend and met a couple who are friends of my best friend. The husband is a commercial pilot and piloted a chartered plane years ago. He didn’t know who the guy was at the time but described him as a big lush as, apparently, an unbelievable amount of alcohol was loaded Read more

His page in his high school (St. George’s) yearbook. So very honorable.

I went to Colby with Billy. He once spilled peanut sauce on my shoes, ruining them. He didn’t apologize. Read more

This was great, but I feel like it would have been a lot more compelling with a group of men instead of a woman, and if, instead of wearing dinosaur tails, this group of men had to spend a week wearing something stereotypically “feminine,” like lingerie, or miniskirts or tampons up their butts and pretend to have

“I’m blocking you because I have good boundaries and I respect myself.” Read more

Now playing

She is not an actress with a ton of range, but she does have such a gentle aura about her that comes through in every role. One of my favorites was her med student character in Saint Elmo’s Fire. She doesn’t have much to say or do other than basically be ethereal, but she is perfect for the job. I couldn’t find my

Back when we both lived in Asheville, I shared a gyno with Ms. MacDowell and for TWO YEARS IN A ROW I had the appointment right after her. It’s the closest I’ll ever come to having sex with a celebrity. Read more

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive. Read more

Bobby, we have to measure the Universe somehow. Humans, most of them fucking morons trapped in a bag of their own projected shit and fascination with instantly blinking lights, still require the need for self sustainement, like flying cockroaches, who live for about 8 days and just fuck like crazy in the time they Read more

Uh huh, because some people are told if they leave they will lose their job and they are poor enough that they stay because they must. Or they have no transportation. Or they have no money for fuel to leave. Or they just got leave as of today and are stuck on the highway like my brother, his wife, and their five Read more

Press conference this morning on NPR - 8am, Orlando. Scott: “People will die. There will be deaths.” Read more

This just proves how important it is for young girls to have access to toys, media, and stories where they can see themselves represented. The little sister’s excitement was very cute, too. <keyboard is drenched while I’m writing this>