bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

The reason they didn’t go viral is that the type of sites that would normally make these things go viral have gotten burned by Celebrity Jihad before because the site often embeds viruses and malware into their photo links, so nobody was trying “Save As” on the pic for reposting purposes.
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Anyone else thought the “hidden gems” referred to more pics of his crown jewels? Read more

And more ass rubs and butt kisses on boats!

Hold the phone, source. I do not think Brad Pitt was, like, on his hands and knees replacing tile and screwing new fixtures into old cabinets and screaming like, “GOD DAMN IT, ANGIE, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GOD DAMNED CHISEL” after which Angie screams back, “HOW MANY GOD DAMNED TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I NEVER Read more

I love you, Bobby. I didn't realize what I was missing until I met you.

I want the magazine man to read Midweek Madness so he knows he’s famous. Read more

“No, the Ferrari this time.”Bwahahahahaha! Kylie, are you sure about this guy?
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“It’s Tyga again,” the friend probably said to his girlfriend after receiving the call. “No, the Ferrari this time.”

Some say these two cancel each other out. So perhaps we are at ⬛1. Read more

I’m on board for more Kathryn Hahn. And she was one of the best parts of Transparent. So my fingers are crossed that more episodes might be better.
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Agreed...I had read some rave reviews about it and generally liked it (and everyone in it) but it’s not quite all there yet? And maybe this was purposeful but I didn’t quite get the main motivation - is she obsessed with him because he’s awful? Like, he’s negging her and she likes it? (boo) Or is all the Read more

It was the first 30 minutes of what would’ve been a great movie. But, will it be a great tv show? probably not. everything will be dragged out over years/seasons/episodes.
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Bobby, you seem pretty neutral about liking Dick. Call me nuts, but I think you’ve got the balls to be up-front about how much you like Dick. Not trying to give you the shaft, but as a loyal member here, I just wanted to smack you with it, and come clean. Read more

She captured the attention (and hearts) of every teen who didn’t feel normal enough in She’s All That, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Faculty, and maintained that always-captivating presence on the periphery in movies like Girl Interrupted, Identity, and the 2012 Oscar winner for Best Picture, Argo. Read more