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“I do have to go on the record and say she viewed you like a sister.” Read more
I have a close friend who worked on Long Island Medium in editing and described it as the most soul crushing experience ever. He also thought that the woman was a piece of human trash for conning people. I imagine this is quite the same. Read more
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Jessica Alba is a brilliant scientist. Read more
Works just as well with a little rearranging: Read more
This is so eyeroll and cringe inducing it makes me hurt. Read more
Elon Musk, the eccentric, car-loving billionaire whose childhood was famously chronicled in the 2001 Steven Spielberg film A.I Read more
How many dates does one go on with Elon Musk before he takes you home to meet his mothership? Read more
“Allegedly, she is a fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand … most unusual.” Read more
His girlfriend was openly bisexual and became good friends with his sister (my friend). He broke up with the gf because he thought he could do better, but then couldn’t get a date to prom and sheepishly asked his ex to go with him. I think at this point my friend and she had started secretly dating. She went to prom… Read more
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Their real estate agents submit them. The agent wants the press and the client thinks it sounds fun to be in the Times. I’m an agent and I’ve submitted a few buyers. Read more
I have a friend who writes for the Times, and is always putting up Facebook posts like “Have you used x product? Did it give you a rash? Let me know if I can quote you” Read more
I’m insanely curious about how the Times finds these people. No one would be so tone deaf as to volunteer themselves for this, would they?
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I want to apologize for my behavior last weekend — for
not being more careful and candid in how I described the events of that early morning and for my role in taking the focus away from the many athletes fulfilling their dreams of participating in the Olympics.being a lying liar who lies. Sometimes I forget regular…
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