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Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

Just arrived in my hometown of Baltimore from Charlotte!!! Here’s some pics!

Starred for author name/topic synergy. Read more

“OFF WITH HER HEAD AND THE SEVEN THOUGHTS INSIDE IT” Read more

There’s nothing better than writing something rude and ending it with “All love.” It’s the “no offense” of the social media feud world.
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I feel like the choices just get worse after they hit the iceberg. Why didn’t they just not sink? Salt water makes everything buoyant and for fuck’s sake, that’s a BOAT. What’s more buoyant than that? I feel like they weren’t even trying to get to America or wherever they were going. Read more

This is so practical. Of course men were in charge so it didn’t work out that way. Pretty sure they saw the iceberg and were like “THIS IS THE TITANIC WE DON’T NEED TO MOVE IT WILL GET OUT OF OUR WAY.” Read more

I had such a lady crush.

The fact that the header progressed over the course of the week is a spectacular attention to detail that should earn one of you a raise. Read more

Not even 50 million could get me to marry Cameron. Read more

One day. ‘Til then: