ashleyreese
Ashley Reese
ashleyreese
Jezebel staff writer and famed mint chocolate hater dedicated to the intersection of politics, pop culture, and weird internet shit.

These people are so goddamned weird. Read more

Jeez...Thats the eyes of a pup who’s seen some shit....... Read more

The arrogance of this Azzopardi clown is astonishing.  Your boss gets drummed out of office for being a creepy prick and his staff, of which you are one, is specifically called out for enabling his bad behavior and you still have the balls to act put out that you are being asked these questions?  Yes, how dare anyone Read more

He said the arrangement was only “temporary” because the governor, who is scheduled to resign from office at 11:59 p.m. Monday, is planning to take a vacation. Read more

The dog has had a lucky escape. That miserable excuse for a human being should not be allowed anywhere near it. Read more

Also, this asshole came from money, married money, and has money. He could have outsourced that training and care to an expert but NOPE! Read more

Why would anyone with a high-pressure job and strenuous public obligations adopt a dog of that breed mix? Read more

I’m supposed to believe that Cuomo would never do anything inappropriate toward his staff but he’s out here asking someone to watch his dog? Not only that, asking people who you won’t be the boss of come Tuesday? Read more

You can always judge a man by how he treats his dog. It seems that not only is this dog under socialized, and under trained, but it is also unloved and suffering from lack of proper stimulation. Poor thing.
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Thank you for this - as a longtime fan of the Adrian Mole books, I plan to seek these out immediately. Read more

I devoured Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging in 1999. I was about 12 or 13, and I couldn’t believe how FUNNY the book was. I remember reading passages out loud to a friend of mine and we’d just be snort laughing the entire time. It was so wonderful. I never did pursue the rest of the series and I kind of want to Read more

This article grabbed me and sucked me in! I was in 8th grade when the first book came out, and I remember taking it to summer camp and it being passed around the cabin because everyone wanted to know what I was snorting at during rest hour. When one of my bunkmates left it out in the rain, we painstakingly put it in Read more

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Thank you for this, I felt the same way when she passed away. Read more

You look fab, and hoping the tape turns out to be reasonably comfortable and long-term-use friendly, as well as giving you the look and such that you want. Read more

I had a reduction 3 years ago and my only regret is not doing it sooner. It honestly changed my life (38K to 36D). Hope it works out for you! Read more

You look really stunning in those photos! And I agree on the color, I love chartreuse and poison greens and mustards. You are rocking all of that! As a Floridian I’m going to have to bite the bullet and try the tape because I’m a hefty boob haver with a wardrobe of slinky tie strap jumpers, sun dresses, rompers. Very Read more

Ashley you are doing the lord’s work. And you are fabulous! Read more

Yay!! Thank you for being the guinea pig for us whose cups runneth over ;) I’m a 36G, and this sounds amazing. You’re already my favorite Jezebel writer. Love you even more for literally putting your skin in the game!!  Read more

I don’t think a lot of strapless bras account for different boob shapes. I also think the unlined/unpadded ones work a hell of a lot better than padded for larger chests. Through my recent adventure trying to find a marginally decent one, I think it’s a good idea to try different sizes. For example, I found that while Read more