Just posted to make this bad joke - The effect is quite noticeable in the first shot, where it is clear that one boob is deefyyyyinng graaaaviityyyy....

God bless you and the work you do, Ashley!!! This is the most useful and uplifting (pun definitely intended) post I’ve ever read on Jezebel. For the first time since I was about 14, I have real hope that I’ll be able to wear spaghetti straps! Read more

The difference is that the democratic party seems to hold their members accountable, see Al Franken, where the republicans just give a couple high fives before promotion. Read more

People you know won’t do the right thing not doing the right thing is no reason to do the wrong thing.
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If people on the left want to have any moral authority, they need to take care of their own first. Screaming #metoo and #TimesUp but then defending Bill Clinton, Al Franken, and Andrew Cuomo with whataboutism is forfeiting any claim to moral high ground. Read more

I read the interview with his former speechwriter: a poet who was the first minority female speechwriter ever on his staff. Read more

I mean he’s toast right? Read more

It’s like “I have a Black Friend”. Read more

The ickiest part of his TAPED statement was the constant references to specific individuals and needing to re-victimize those women by continuing to speak their stories as if he was the authority figure. First thing any scumbag consultant would tell someone in his position is to smear the victim...which he had no… Read more

I think telling a doctor she makes her gown look good is pretty clearly inappropriate in a professional setting, and I don’t blame her for taking offense to that. Read more

What surprises me is not that Cuomo’s a creepy harasser; it’s that he’s so bad at it. He comes across like a bumbling teen trying to be “smooth.” Read more

Powerful Men(tm) Treating Women Like Shit, Part the Latest. Cuomo is walking a trail many before him blazed. Read more

My mouth fell open and all I could do was blink in disbelief when I read that headline.
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I am consistently astounded by the choices of assholes like this one, when it would be SO much easier to just fucking log off. Read more

I used to fuck to that song. That’s never happening again. Anybody got any suggestions for new fuck songs? Read more

I can’t tell if this commercial is supposed to be an abstract dream thing or just straight up sex fantasy. Read more

There it is. Read more

That ad is weird but I have a thing for Adam Driver so seeing him swim shirtless is drool-worthy. That last pic of him astride the horse and doing a hair pull on it is definitely the stuff of daydreams for me. Swoon! Read more

I’ve been in the greys on Jez for something like eight years now. This probably won’t help my case, but what can yah do?

I want Ashley to review the movie about the underwater monster that has sex with a woman. Her prose is poetic! Read more