ashleyreese
Ashley Reese
ashleyreese
Jezebel staff writer and famed mint chocolate hater dedicated to the intersection of politics, pop culture, and weird internet shit.

Held it together until I got to the picture of him astride the horse PULLING HER HAIR. Help. Read more

Had you read “The Lord of the Rings” you’d know horses can swim, but they don’t swim across the Brandywine River. :-) Read more

I didn’t watch “Girls,” so my only real exposure to him has been the play readings he does with his nonprofit, Arts In the Armed Forces, and the times he’s hosted SNL, and he can be very charismatic!

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i couldn’t watch girls after the first few episodes of girls because of his character. But I think he is a great actor. So talented. and i think it’s good that all make actors aren’t super hero Chris Bros. and wish more women were allowed to be different. Read more

I guess when you’re sellng a product that is objectively no better than its competitors, you have to make the advertising about something else. Read more

I’m cackling. At everything about this. The ad: the race, the swim struggle, morphing into a centaur. Ashley’s write up. And now the fucking comments. Read more

Adam Driver is basically hung like a horse and i fucking knew it. The man is a fridge. He can grab my entire head with his one gigantic hand and crush my skull and spit on me and thats ok. Do it Adam. Read more

My first thought was that the female equivalent to Adam Driver as far as looks go would NEVER be considered for most advertisements, much less a fragrance. I never saw his appeal, as an actor or. . . a model (?). What am I missing about him? Clearly he has been working out since his role in Girls, but still, that’s Read more

they’re always so, so weird! always a fully clothed swimming scene. seemingly escaping/running away from something. oh the one with natalie portman! she just screams (on a beach?) for no reason then it ends WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR LOVE?
the one with keira knightley kind of makes sense? like she is leaving the party but Read more

he has to be out of his F-ING MIND to alienate himself from Megan. Especially when it sends such a strong message to every other female rapper that he is.... absolute trash. Read more

I more or less give up on the idea of explaining power differentials and how they work on twitter. I don’t think a rape threat is ever remotely okay, at no point in time am I going to argue that.

But I’m endlessly frustrated by these conversations in which someone who has an incredible amount of money and/or influence Read more

It’s weird that you think that those same threats wielded by two different types of people have the same impact and inexcusability, bud.
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Rowling has the right to say disagreeable stuff without getting death threats Read more

“To be fair, when you can’t get a woman sacked, arrested or dropped by her publisher, and cancelling her only made her book sales go up, there’s really only one place to go” Read more

Driver’s License is my least favorite of her songs, but Deja Vu is great and Good 4 U and Brutal absolutely rock. Also, I wish we weren’t in a place where people needed a celebrity to tell them to get vaccinated. Read more

What does your age have to do with it?  Read more

Goldens really are the Kronks of the dog world Read more

Kronk = golden retriever 100%. And I love this piece Ashley.  Read more